Killing Me Softly (with Kung Fu)

[kv1e]

This was writen to tune of the hit by Lauryn Hill / Roberta Flack

Killing Me Softly (with Kung Fu)


I heard he was a killer, he didn’t look so tough

So I picked him out and I started to do my stuff

I said some words about his girlfriend as we passed in the parking lot



Now he’s

Strumming my face with his fingers, changing my nose with his foot

Killing me softly with Kung Fu, knocking my block off with Kung Fu

Changing my outlook with his shoe

Killing me softly with Kung Fu



I couldn’t keep from laughing as he made funny motions in the air

But then he walked right through me as if I wasn’t there

I hid behind the lamppost, then he broke it right in two



Now he’s

Strumming my face with his fingers, changing my nose with his foot

Killing me softly with Kung Fu, knocking my block off with Kung Fu

Changing my profile with his shoe

Killing me softly with Kung Fu



I went to get my crowbar to put a dent in his mind

But someone said: “You can’t do that, he’s only three foot nine”

But then he ate my Toyota, I thought I’d better apologize



But he’s

Strumming my face with his fingers, changing my nose with his foot

Killing me softly with Kung Fu, knocking my block off with Kung Fu

Changing my sex life with his shoe

Killing me softly with Kung Fu
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And yet another Version[/glow]
I heard he was a killer;
He didn't look so tough
And so I picked him out
And I started to do my stuff
I said some words about his hygiene
As we passed in the parking lot...

CHORUS:
And now he's strumming my face
with his fingers
Changing my nose with his foot
Killing me softly with kung fu,
Knocking my block off with kung fu
Changing my outlook, with his shoe,
Killing me softly with kung fu

I couldn't keep from laughing,
As he made funny motions in the air
But then he walked right through me,
As if I wasn't there
So I hid behind a lamp post,
But he broke it right in two...

CHORUS

So I went to get my tire iron,
To put a dent in his mind
But someone said, "You can't do it,
He's only 3'9",
But then he ate my Toyota;
Thought I'd better apologize, but...

CHORUS

[waylander]

Thanks for the early morning chuckle Temis. ;D